A Little Secret

I don’t like my underwire bras. When I was mowing the lawn and pushing the silly lawnmower up the very steep hill, (above my head) my bra comes up right in the middle of my breast. Now it’s only on one side but it does not slide back down in place when the mower comes down. So uncomfortable, then I have to try to adjust myself. Hope the neighbors weren’t watching to close. By the way I can not make the bra any tighter, some of you youngsters need to learn when you get old and not so firm you just can’t hold some things in place or you're excess unfirmness falls through little cracks. Hope you had a good laugh but next time I mow the lawn I will put on an old one.